Hi. It’s me, Oscar. I’m back again. Just look at that dog above. He is just the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Don’t you agree? Oh wait, that’s a picture of me. I had no idea!
Mr. Avery needs to learn to put his computer away. I figured I’d get one more post up there before he probably changes everything back. I still think my ideas for a blog are so much better than his but don’t tell him I said that. I’m still trying to get as many treats from him as possible!
I’ve had a lot of questions in regards to just how exactly I’m typing all of this. Well, it just so happens I’m not. You see, with all these new technology tools, I’m able to use voice recognition to speak everything into the computer. After, I just use Google Translate and translate from Dog to English. Then, there it is, ready to post!
So let’s see. Where did I leave off last time? Oh yes, that squeaky thing in my toy. Have you ever played that game with all the toys in it and you have to move the handle to drop down the crane to try to catch one of them? Every time you think that you’re just about to win. The claw drops down and you see the stuffed animal just starting to lift up, only to be dropped at the last moment. Well, that’s how I feel with my toys. Every time. Every single time I can feel that squeaky thing about to be pulled out. I get all the stuffing out of the way. I get that squeaky thing in my mouth and try to pull it out of the toy and yet it somehow doesn’t come out. It’s rigged I tell you! Mr. Avery gave me a trick toy that just won’t completely rip apart. Why would he do that to me? And what is that thing squeaking anyway? Why is it squeaking? It only does it when I try to rip it out or when Mr. Avery squeezes it to try to get me to play. I guess I’ll just never understand it.
So the other day I shared a really funny video of a dog who was so upset that his owner was teasing him about food. I bet you probably really enjoyed it. I told you this blog needed more dog videos! I also said that it needed videos of cute puppies. Well, check this one out. This puppy just can’t keep himself from falling asleep. He reminds me a lot of me when I was just a young pup. All I ever wanted to do was sleep, eat, play, and then sleep some more. Actually, who am I kidding? That’s what I still do!
Well, this will probably be the last time I write. I have a feeling Mr. Avery is going to be taking back over again. To all my fans though, keep in touch. Write me comments on this post and on my other one. Maybe I can sneak back on from time to time when Mr. Avery isn’t looking to respond to a comment or two. NO CATS ALLOWED THOUGH! Cats should get a head start before I chase you up a tree. Squirrels be warned as well. You may feel safe when I’m stuck behind that glass slider door barking at you but one of these days I’m going to get out. You just wait!
Well, it’s been fun. Signing off from Oscar’s Blog. Woof!
The Golden Reteriver puppy fallig asleep is the cutest thing ever!:)
Dear Oscar,
I have a lot of fun reading your surprise visits to Mr. Avery’s blog. I think your stories are so funny. You should do more surprise visits again soon.
From,
Nicki
Mr. Avery’s class
Dear Oscar,
That is a cute puppy video, I liked it! You should get your own blog, not take over Mr. Avery’s.
From,
Jacob
Hello Oscar. I never noticed the translate dog to English setting before. I was somewhat confused at first but I’m not going to judge. The chew toy thing was a bit funny since something that was bought for you is now ripped up. I does make me wonder why the part that makes the sqeak added though. I suppose to make the dog more interested. I don’t know. But the puppy falling asleep video, I didn’t think it was very cute. In my opinion the puppy obviously had a long day and needed some sleep. It was a little cute, I’ll say that.
Dear Oscar,
That was a really funny video you should get in to Mr Avery’s blog more often!
from
Ben s
Dear Oscar,
Your right, that puppy up there is cute! I never knew Google had a dog translate section. Well, what can I say, Google is getting better by the second! Your very fun and should get your own blog. May I ask how old you are? Anyways, I’ll be looking for posts from you soon!
From,
Ashley
Dear Mr. Avery,
How did you make the picture of Google translate from dog
to English? Do you have an editing system on your computer or did you find that on the internet?
From,
Jacob B.
Hi Mr.Avery, my name is Brandi and i’m in Mr.Miller’s class.I like your blog because it’s creative and it looks fun.
I like how you made that post of your dog because it’s funny your dog wanted more pictures of food and cute dogs instead of your students and math things.
In your story,your dog was very cut.Do you want another kind of dog?
Dear Mr.Avery,
My name is Abigail and I am in Mr Miller’s class. I really like your dog. Does Oscar really see squirrel and bark at them? Well he looked cute in the picture with his blanket.
-Abigail http://mrmillersstudent4.edublogs.org/
Dear Mr. Avery,
I really like the video of the puppy falling asleep! He was so cute. I wish I had a puppy like that. What an unusual place to fall asleep, on the stairs. You should give Oscar his own blog, it would be really cool for him to have his own instead of taking-over yours! Anyway talk to you soon!
From,
Jackie
Dear Oscar,
You will be missed Oscar. And the google Translate for dogs, that’s new I’ve never seen that before. The puppy falling asleep was wicked cute.
From,
Ben W.
Dear Oscar,
You are an awesome dog! I had no idea there was a google translate for dogs! Thats pretty funny. What is your favorite type of dog treat? My dog, Diesel, loves beef flavord treats. Do you like cheese? My other dog ,Nike, loves cheese. I know a lot of dogs love to chase squirrels, have you ever caught or almost caught one? I like your blog and agree that there should be more pictures and videos of dogs.
From,
Makenna
Techie Kids
Dear Makenna,
I agree it is really funny that there is a dog google translate ( i will have to try it out with my dog Belle!) My dog loves cheese and beef flavored treats but she can’t have them anymore because of her stomach condition.
From,
Amanda
Mr. Avery’s Class
Dear Mr. Avery,
Woof, Woof that’s for Oscar.
How long has you had Oscar as your dog? He looks relaxed and SO cute!
I will consider teaching because it looks like a lot of fun. I think Oscar has fun when you’re gone because he “took over” your blog!
From,
Garce and Ella
Dear Oscar,
I am getting a dog named Sundae (like the ice cream sundae)! She is about a year old and VERY sweet. We are picking her up at Kingston Animal Shelter this weekend! I am so excited! They found her in a park with Georgia tags and the tried to get a hold of the vet there but they didn’t give them any info. about her. Also, they put up missing dog posters but nobody claimed her so the put her up for adoption… thankfully! Thank you for listening.
-Rebecca A.
Dear Oscar,
You should definitely get your own blog! The things you post are very cute, like the sleeping puppy! You are a very cute dog:) I would like to have seen more of your posts but Mr. Avery has found out!
Sincerely,
Jenna K
Dear Mr. Avery,
I didn’t know how else to do this because there is no spot to comment on it but the heading is awesome! How did you make it look like that. Anyway hope have had a good time in Arizona (or if you are still there then i hope you are having a good time.)
From,
Josh H.
Dear Oscar,
I really think you should make your own blog. It would be really great. I loved the video of the puppy, it was adorable. I look forward to seeing more posts.
Your Friend,
Nathan
Techie Kids
Dear Oscar,
I really liked the video you posted of the puppy falling asleep. You should make your own blog instead of sneaking around to use Mr. Avery’s blog to post your videos. I hope you get a chance to post more videos soon.
Your Friend,
Jacob
Techie Kids
Dear oscar
You are so cute you should meet my dog duffy he would love you and i think you would love him too. You should really try to get your own blog. How did you know Mr.Avery had a blog. Also i wish you could do more posts.
Love
Fiona;)
Dear Oscar,
Fantastic work taking over the blog! You must have been very sneaky. We agree that this blog needs more pictures of dogs, too. Some of us have used Siri on the iPhone. She recognizes our speech and puts our words into text. Another speech to text app would be Dragon Dictation.
We had no idea that Google Translate recognized dog speech! You learn something new every day. We are going to go home and record our pets talking and finally find out what they are saying.
Sincerely,
Woof, woof, arf
(Mrs. Moore and the Techie Kids)
Dear Oscar,
I think you should get your own blog instead of using Mr. Avery’s. Your posts are funny and adorable (just like you)! I hope Mr. Avery lets you get your very own blog so you can keep writing posts!
-Rebecca A.
Dear Oscar,
I love the video you posted that puppy is very cute :).
I like seeing your posts. I would keep your secret but Mr.Avery already found out so I can’t. I think honestly you should get your own blog it would be really cool if you have your own blog.
From,
Kaylee
Dear Oscar,
I am considering that my pets get there own blog. You are a very adorable dog. You should get your own blog. It would be really cool seeing a dog blog. My dog is 3 and my 3 cats are 2. So they are still pretty young but i would teach them about blogging and how to properly type on a computer. They would have to use my sisters computer :D.
From,
Kaylee
Dear Mr. Avery
It was very fun having Oscar. I never knew that a dog knows how to go on the internet! Also, its weird that he knows that you have your own classroom blog, hopefully we’ll see him again next year.
Sincerely,
Joe M
Dear Oscar,
I will miss you a lot. Maybe you can ask Mr. Avery to make you your own blog. That would be really cool!!
From Josh H.
Dear Oscar,
That dog falling asleep is really funny! I like it every time his head falls off of the stair. You also look pretty funny in that blanket.
Sincerely,
Heston H.